Fuck

Why the fuck are you searching up fuck? That is fucking stupid! You are a motherfucker! Fuck you!

Tim: Why the fuck did you eat my sandwich?
Matt: Because I want to!
Tom: Fuck you bitch!
Matt: Shut the fuck up!
Tom: I hate you!
Matt: I don't give a fucking little shit!

by DOGMAN_5676 May 24, 2020

Fuck

My understanding is the word is an acronym for "fornication under carnal knowledge:

Come on, let's fuck!

by Daddy Ric February 06, 2010

For fucks sake

A mixture between for wtf and confusion, with a little bit of annoyance mixed in.

For fucks sake, Jim pull you damn penis out of my computer's floppy drive!

by The Dalai Llama November 10, 2003

shirt fucking

When two or more people are wearing the same shirt

DAMMIT TOM you are really shirt fucking me today you knew i was going to wear that

by ACMEMBER August 06, 2012

Camping a Fuck

Camping a fuck is what you do when you want to hook up with a girl who's just not putting out. You know you'll end up hitting it eventually, so you camp it out 'til she gives in.

My bro's been camping a fuck so long he's got serious blue balls.

by Thug Poet December 12, 2008

Absolute Fuck

The point where no more fucks can be given.

Dude, I don’t care, I’m at absolute fuck.

by MacDaddy31870 February 14, 2019

Fucked The Monkey

To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events

reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.

A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."

B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"

by Dyrk Diggler March 16, 2011