Ethanism

When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.

Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.

by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022

Ethan

The whitest name you'll ever know, but he still pulls more girls than you lmao

Your mom: i just met your friend Ethan
Me: ok

by Li_7wak November 22, 2021

Ethan

An Ethan Falls in love with girls generally named chay or himself.. he cant resist the sight of himself and a Chay.

Ethan: i love chay

by from meeeeee!!!! July 30, 2017

Ethan

I tall white guy that likes rugby and can be over powering. Ethan is a very funny person and you either like him (which most people seem to do) or hate him. Ethan tends to be that one white person with plenty of friends from different races. Ethan can be a bit toxic and hurt people without intending to. He would never fall for a girl who wasn’t of his race. Ethan also makes some jokes that others may find funny, but people don’t get angry because it is deep down funny. You must remember to stay on his good side if you are not his close friend. Ethan also is a focused person who can say what’s on his mind and offend people, he can cause pain and down size it because of his own physical strength. He can be described as not giving a fuck, he can be a bit obnoxious, but he is persistent. So if you see an Ethan around watch out because there’s a new bid bad wolf in the mother fucking town (oh and watch out he actually might fuck your mother.)

“I am versing Ethan’s rugby team tomorrow.” Said Sammy.
“Oh your fucked!” Laughed Millie.

by K4rumK100 December 20, 2019

Ethan

An overall great guy,can be a bit shy at times but get to know him he has a great sense of humour,he gets a bit anxious at times and can sometimes be a bit angry or depressed but deep down he’s an amazing guy

Guy 1: that guy is such a jerk

Guy 2: don’t worry bro he’s an Ethan he looks like a douche but he’s an amazing dude

by Bighaynesy November 12, 2020

Ethan

An ethan is the type of person who is chill all of the time, and loves golf. He is a lady lover and is nice and gives food to people

Hey look! it's Ethan, lets go chill!

by Nate Boi January 29, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the strongest guy I know. Whether it be mentally or physically, he is so strong. And, although he puts on the tough guy act, deep down he’s soft and loves attention. He’s been through a lot yet still manages to make those around him smile. He doesn’t like counting on others but truthfully, it’s what he needs. He can make the toughest of crowds die on the floor with laughter with his comedically genius abilities. He is loyal to those who are loyal to him, and knows how to treat a woman right 😏

Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.

He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.

And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…

Thank you for your time~!

Example of Ethan

Girl 1: He’s so HOT.

Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!

That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*

Ethan: …hot.

by xyzhij May 8, 2022