DFaz: coming for Friday drinks tonight?
Ellanna: did Han shot first?
DFaz: great. See you at the pub.
Ellanna: did Han shot first?
DFaz: great. See you at the pub.
by The Salty Albatross July 26, 2016

by emilyel May 28, 2018

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023

Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
by TheClitoralHoodlums April 16, 2019

by Tim222 October 1, 2014

A way to say I love you without fully revealing your feelings and making it seem like you just care about them
by Shidiot August 2, 2025

The action you do after drinking lemon flavored propel. It is also used as a kind gesture saying to someone they should drink propel with you.
by Pseydontleun November 29, 2010
