by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022
Get the weiner diseasemug. Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. by Game nerdz September 22, 2018
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Get the fat pussy diseasemug. by My My goodness March 5, 2019
Get the Gum diseasemug. This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!
by CD Smasher February 6, 2020
Get the Matt Yamagata Diseasemug. A term coined by TheFurEffect to denote someone who is infected by the evils of communism.
There are a major and a maximum form:
Sifa Major: Those who willingly support the evils of communism despite being from a free society
Sifa Maximum: Those born under the evils of communism
Symptoms include ( but are not limited to ):
- Being subhuman
- Extremely low IQ across the board ( no matter how many tests say otherwise )
- Being greedy and selling out their area / country for money
- Having no soul
- Believing that communism can do anything other than harm to everyone / thing
- Choosing corruption over democracy / freedom
If your friends or anybody you know is suffering from Sifa Sifa Disease then I urge you to put them out of their missery and end their pitiful existence like a wounded dog that won't make it to the vet in time. They'll thank you from the afterlife for your service
There are a major and a maximum form:
Sifa Major: Those who willingly support the evils of communism despite being from a free society
Sifa Maximum: Those born under the evils of communism
Symptoms include ( but are not limited to ):
- Being subhuman
- Extremely low IQ across the board ( no matter how many tests say otherwise )
- Being greedy and selling out their area / country for money
- Having no soul
- Believing that communism can do anything other than harm to everyone / thing
- Choosing corruption over democracy / freedom
If your friends or anybody you know is suffering from Sifa Sifa Disease then I urge you to put them out of their missery and end their pitiful existence like a wounded dog that won't make it to the vet in time. They'll thank you from the afterlife for your service
Guy A: Look at Girl C over there. She looks like a keeper
Guy B: Oh, you don't know? She has Sifa Disease. I'm going to put her out of her missery later today
Guy A: Damn, if she wasn't infected, I'd totally date her
Guy B: Oh, you don't know? She has Sifa Disease. I'm going to put her out of her missery later today
Guy A: Damn, if she wasn't infected, I'd totally date her
by Melon Foreigner December 31, 2021
Get the Sifa Diseasemug.