Childstein's Disease

A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.

Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.

by Dr. Seymour Childstein November 20, 2012

Cleese Disease

When a comedian becomes increasingly shit and unfunny the older they get.

Also known as Atkinsons Affliction.

I see the cleese disease is taking its toll, it's horrible to see the condition worsening to rapidly.

by Pipsta_2001 November 29, 2022

Bullshata Disease

A squishy yellow ball of poo that can fit in your small pocket sized microwave

It’s a disease when you don’t wipe your bum bum good enough and then you get Bullshata disease

by Loo loo lemons April 16, 2020

James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals

He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease

by WomanLover69 November 19, 2018

diseasic

It's a word meaning something looks like it could be a disease.

Hannah's middle school acne looked absolutely diseasic in school.

by hannah's acne April 11, 2021

A.N.D Disease

A disease caused by touching anyone named Anelise, Naomi, & Desnya

Oh no! I think I got the A.N.D disease!!

by swaggy v February 25, 2022

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020