David Warman

A person who talks a lot about important stuff that no one but themselves understand.

He kept talking but I did not get a word, he really pulled a David Warman.

by FU 2016 November 29, 2016

David's Dog

Fat, thicc, cute, funny, gains weight quickly, I love you David's Dog.

I love you David's Dog.

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

Pulling a David

when one acts awkward and jerks off on the bus

Don't alienate yourself by pulling a David on the bus

by da'id May 15, 2018

Nash David

Nash David is a slang term probably originating from the 1819 comic "David!" used to describe a very masculine man usually with a HUGE package that is a dark horse type character with good taste. Typical Nash David's swoop in to rescue distraught maidens with large breasts and wet cookies. They make all the ladies swoon but are for some reason unavailable to any of them for long. Be wary of these creatures! They are chiseled, handsome men, and the smell of their testosterone can and will bring all women in proximity into a primitive mindset, incapable of reason, or refusal of business. The most common usage of the term Nash David is to describe men who are often in short-term relationships, leaving the female counterpart distraught upon his depature.

"Nelly's all broke up about that man leavin'."
"He's just a Nash David..."

by Joe Clien December 12, 2022

David Laing

A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.

Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!

by Alex Prentice September 16, 2008

david peek

Being Dope. Having, and or obtaining dopeness, either casually or prominently.

David Peek is Dope.

by [e-mail] December 22, 2016

David Lopez

The fattest and shortest white man you'll ever see. He has a hitler cut and tries to act cool. He plays basketball but is absolutely shit and airballs every shot he makes.

Look its a gay David Lopez

by NiggerBAller42069 April 27, 2022