cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

by jamie March 4, 2003

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Stunt Cum

As defined by comedian Robert Shimmel, stunt cum is the fake appearing cum that you see in most porno's, making it look like the male star is shooting off like a sprinkler!

Man, did you see that stunt cum on that stud? Yeah, he wishes he had that much spunk!

by Super-horny Chic November 8, 2005

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cum factory

Used to describe your nut bag or ball sack.

Babe my cum factory is about to roll out a new batch.

My cum factory is open 24/7

by Serge Gravelle June 20, 2006

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butt cum

Blowing your load on her bum.

by M.R. July 13, 2003

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When you are at work in your office looking up porn on the computer while stroking your cock under the desk.
You suddenly realise you are going to cum and don't want to cum over your hand or your trousers / shirt, so you quickly pull your handkerchief out of your jacket pocket or trouser pocket, and place it over your cock - like a tent. the handkerchief (hanky) will soak up your load, thus avoiding having embarrasing stained clothes.

"I was looking up fat cum bitches at work today, and had to cum a hanky - you wanna see it"?

"Eww no that's discusting"!

by Mr Hanky Chiefer July 7, 2010

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