Opossum Crotch

A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.

I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.

by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025

crotch bridge

When two players in a video game are camping in the same room. I.e. "touching tips"

Those guys are building a crotch bridge on the objective!

by Hbomb007 May 20, 2024

crotch yahtzee

The act of masturbating for men.

Man, I had the day off work yesterday and threw a mean hand of crotch yahtzee.

by FatherB November 18, 2013

Crotch Goblin

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.

The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.

by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021

Crotch Lotto

Participating in activities that could be risky for the crotch

"So I bought these blue Jeans from a vintage store, I'm playing Crotch Lotto by not washing them before I wear them."

by shannonjoshea October 26, 2013

Crotch Dobber

A person who uses their genital area scent as a form of perfume or cologne.

I went out with a girl and her neck smelled like a dirty vagina, she must be a crotch dobber.

by Superchip80 September 28, 2023

crotch guzzler

A bi-sexual person who only gives oral and never has sex. Often regarded as a huge slut.

That guy is such a man whore. He sucks off everyone even the guys.

Yeah he's a Crotch Guzzler.

by Vere_Shylah November 27, 2017