chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick

guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf

by Seawynth September 24, 2019

french chode

when u stuff ur short fat neck into a turtle neck sweater and u look like a chode.

hey bro you’re looking like a french chode today in that sweater.

by Oscar issac November 25, 2021

Chode

Basically your dick on a wide screen

"oh honey, I'm sorry to tell you this but your dick is a chode"

by Silvernugget950 June 11, 2025

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

Chode

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

by explrn November 8, 2018

Chode

It’s what a mouse has

I have a chode 😢😢😢😢😢

by 66667777nbghdjsksj May 17, 2018

Chode

A penis which is short, but fat

Steffi: look at that guy, he totally has a chode

Georgia: I know, I saw it last night

by Slagos200 June 24, 2019