Skip to main content

Fishy Chinese Puppet

The act of fisting a fish, and then fisting someone with the fish, while still fisting the fish.
P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. August 2, 2025
mugGet the Fishy Chinese Puppetmug.

Chinese Digger

A moment in sex where you put your dick so far up a girls ass that she can taste it
Guy 1: Dude did you here about that girl katy yesterday, she can't even stand
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger
by ohdamnman April 7, 2011
mugGet the Chinese Diggermug.

Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
mugGet the Chinese Santa Clausmug.

chinese mafia

a gang of people, example ben mackeen
oh lord its ben mackeen in the chinese mafia
by naked ghandi January 1, 2023
mugGet the chinese mafiamug.

Chinese mAh

A capacity that's usually equal to around 300mAh-650mAh, at least for 18650 batteries.
You can take the capacity that's stated and divide by 10 to usually get the real capacity. But if its above 650mAh its probably more towards 300mAh

This happens because places in asia take 18650 batteries out of ewaste and then send them to china where they get processed down to fake 18650 batteries.
Person 1: Do you think these 18650s would be good enough to vape with? They are 9900mAh which is the biggest ive seen!
Person 2: No, thats in chinese mAh. Its probably like 320mAh. Get some Samsung 30Q batteries from a reputable source.
Person 1: I found some samsung 30Q for cheap on aliexpress!

Person 2: Not from there there, dumbass
by worldsworstopsec January 1, 2023
mugGet the Chinese mAhmug.

Chinese teacup

To fart in ones cupped hand, then bring your hand to another’s face, serving them the cupped fart
Kevin wasn’t listening to Naomi’s story, so she gave him a chinese teacup to get his attention. Kevin gagged.
by Bumping Donuts October 31, 2020
mugGet the Chinese teacupmug.

Chinese hotdog

A sexual act upon where a recipient will bend over spreading their butt cheeks and a partner will slide a dragon tongue pepper into their anus.
Lorna shrieked in terror as her infernal anus fried from a chinese hotdog.
by CatButtPaperCut July 12, 2019
mugGet the Chinese hotdogmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email