Chicago brunch

Ass eating

The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"

by Brunchfan October 4, 2023

Chicago

A game you play where you continuously pass the blunt around, but whoever lets it out first loses.

Leah: Let’s play Chicago
Billie: Yk imma lose

by Innluvwitb October 19, 2023

Chicago housing authority

Blacks? Maybe, I don’t know.

Eddie “hey homie, where’s my house at?”

Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”

by Hood rat chiraq bud December 17, 2023

Chicapatamoco

An exclamation for something unable to be described

“What is that??” “Why, it’s a chicapatamoco!”

by KingJ157 December 20, 2023

Chicagoland 2018

The infamous 2018 Chicagoland incident. Cooler packed. Sunglasses on. Ready to go to Joliet for the nascar race. And your wife decides you can’t go.

“Uncle J crying again, what’s his problem?”

“He’s still upset about Chicagoland 2018”

by J rock from the dirty E December 23, 2023

Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.

Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party

by MdoubleT December 25, 2023

Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024