piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.

Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.

by itstheimplication May 18, 2015

Card Sharken

A piss poor scammer for Amazon, Itunes, Walmart, & Steamcards

I joined Tik Tok for sum laughs then i get bunch of Card Sharken mutha trukkaz who dont even put out b4 asking for a favor

by Master Cheif Zero April 24, 2019

Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

by H. Peralta November 11, 2012

Card Thumping

Verb - an excessive fee applied to your bank or credit card for using them.

Example i was at kwik fill and bought ten dollars in gas, i was then subjected to really abusive Card Thumping to the tune of 75.00 (card usage fee) + 10.00 in gas and another two charged of 32.00 each from the bank for being overcharged two over draft fees, thus letting me and my family go hungry for the next two weeks until the 75.00 gets placed back into my account which can take upwards of 5-7 days.

by allley June 22, 2012

$19 Fortnite card

The $19 Fortnite card grants the user 2800 v bucks inside of the game Fortnite. This currency can not be used in other forms of payment.

I just picked up the new $19 Fortnite card time to get some new skins!

by Cheerios January 4, 2023

Phone card

An invitation to have sex

buy me a phone card please

by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022

Carding

When you have sex on a bed covered in credit cards.

Credit karma said my score is "ready for carding."

by Yoshibayoshi September 19, 2021