Trump Card

When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump try and get away with something bad they've said or done.

MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!

Boss: Don't pull the Trump Card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!

by Thehazer May 25, 2024

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UNO Reverse Card

A phrase which makes another group of phrases opposite.

Example:

Friend: "Hey! You talk a lot!"
Me: *Pulls out UNO Reverse Card*
Friend: "Oh Dear! You said that I talk too much..!"

by Greg I.M.Spooky June 3, 2022

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A permit or pass combined with an image which allows the person you give it too to masturbate. In order for the M card to be valid, one must send an image with a caption or any other indication that the image you sent is indeed, “ok to nut to”

I sent my gf an M card with a picture of Ben Swole on May 4th. Nonetheless the nut is strong with this one

by OT14 May 4, 2021

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steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.

A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.

by QuacksO October 24, 2023

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