by JChickenTenders November 26, 2015

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
by ms.nomer November 21, 2017

The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.
by Phillip Rex November 23, 2017

The act of pouring maple syrup in a white womens cooter, and eating her out while watching a game of ice hockey.
by sexypinecone69 February 12, 2018

by Bustta_Nudda_Budda August 29, 2019

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.
What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.
I prefer cocopuffs myself.
-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)
I prefer cocopuffs myself.
-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)
by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022
