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brandon

a very irritating and troublesome kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by many people.
"stop being such a brandon"
by peepee1392 June 12, 2019
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Brandon

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.
Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.
by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023
mugGet the Brandonmug.

brandon g

the beafiest person you will ever meet.
You seen brandon g yet? He is sooooo beafy!
by beafster69 October 22, 2018
mugGet the brandon gmug.

Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.
“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha
by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021
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brandon vicknair

A guy with a lot of money and a 7 inch dick. He also knows how to treat women right.
by Dictionary 122233 September 5, 2022
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Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014
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Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon is a simp
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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