Squirrel brains

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.

Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.

by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020

small brain

when ur dumb

i had a small brain when i did a test

by shit words September 10, 2020

Needle Brain

A person with a needle sized brain meaning they do not have the ability to think like a normal human being.

Guy1: I'm gonna pull tonight

Guy2: *Tugs rope*
Guy1: Not like that you needle brain!

by BLEEDINGREDDRAGO December 26, 2012

brain one

the most basic intelligence

If you have brain one you should know that evolution is an integral part of science.

by The Return of Light Joker October 28, 2011

whiskey on the brain

A near disease like water on the brain. When working a long tedious and tasking day the mere mention of the Jim Beam sends one into a magnetic voyage to the nearest dive bar to drown the working man's woes.

In casual conversation with Andy, Kristine mentioned the bottle of whiskey she procurred for Tom's birthday this weekend. After putting in a crab fisherman's day worth of hard work and sweat, the mere mention of the fine gruel, gave Andy a severe case of whiskey on the brain only to be cured by a stop at the Buzzin Steakhouse on his way home.

by Malbec Maven November 8, 2011

Pinky and the Brain It

The act of getting so sun burnt that your skin peels and you become all pink. Then you throw on a speedo and let your balls hang out the side.

Bro, I got so sun burnt on vacation I'll have to pinky and the brain it all week in the name of comedy.

by Niasyn August 23, 2011

Brain leech

When you forget about stuff.

My nanny has a lot of brain leeches.

by Nether man above the stars December 23, 2020