"Okay, sir, could you pull down your pants so I could have a look at the problem. Just relax, sir, nothing to be embarassed about."
"Certainly."
"Ah okay, it seems to be a standard skin condition on the top of the penis, nothing to worry about. My 20-year-old daughter had the same thing on her breasts. She..."
"..."
"Oh dear, I'm sorry about that twitch it just did."
"In the profession we call that a nano-boner!"
"Certainly."
"Ah okay, it seems to be a standard skin condition on the top of the penis, nothing to worry about. My 20-year-old daughter had the same thing on her breasts. She..."
"..."
"Oh dear, I'm sorry about that twitch it just did."
"In the profession we call that a nano-boner!"
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\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
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