april ninth

National thot day. If you are born on this day, not only are you funny, nice and attractive but you are also a thot.

It’s April ninth! Let’s thot around!

by rehtomru October 16, 2019

April 22nd

The birthday of the worlds best leopard gecko ever: Apricot/April B-T

Oh look it’s april 22nd! aprils birthday!

by parma-vio April 13, 2022

April 8th

National give your best friend a hoodie day!

give your best friend a hoodie “bro it’s April 8th, give me a hoodie”

by Vsco girl skskks November 16, 2019

April 25th

April 25th is National revenge day, that’s right besties, time to get revenge from the 24th!

“I heard Jessica murdered her r@per because it’s April 25th”

by angiethefeminist April 20, 2021

April 6

National day of prank ur ex that u miss him

"I miss u.... HAHA APRIL 6 PRANK"

by Noname201810 April 6, 2021

April 13

The dat that bad bitches and thiqq bitches born

Malorie: Ayy you look thiqq today
Me: its my birthday 🥳

Malorie: ayyy me too bitch

Caleb: ayy what we celebrating
Me and malorie: Its april 13 its our birthday
Caleb: ayyyyy me too

by Bad bitch extraodinare😏 December 9, 2020

april 15

april 15. the one day where every one fucks in public. oh what a wonderful day. no one is left unfucked. every last person, shall be fucked well.

"it's april 15, you know what that means"
*bends down on table in cafe*
"fuck time babe"

by your mum1 October 17, 2021