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Alabama Showdown

An Alabama Showdown is when you fuck two sisters at the same time.
Bob: Man, I gave the Smiths an Alabama Showdown last night!
Jerry: No way, dude!
by smooth criminal 2 April 6, 2019
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alabama ricecooker

When you fill your sister's ass with rice then proceed to fuck her ass until you cum. Wait 24 hours then have her shit out the rice which is then enjoyed by the both of you.
My family loved the rice we made for the family reunion, the alabama ricecooker works so well.
by The_Lit_Cabage July 14, 2023
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Alabama Hickey Shitter

The sexual act of giving someone a hickey in their asshole and then licking the shit out of their asshole until there is none left, while on the toilet
Sam: I just got the best Alabama Hickey Shitter from Kathy!"
Paul: (Starts gagging)
by jimy jones July 4, 2025
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Alabama

y/n: "i just got back from alabama"
m/n: "you fucked your cousin?"
by kewlbeanzzzz March 9, 2023
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Alabamas Cousin Treatment

"Dude, I just gave my cousin the alabamas cousin treatment!"
by Von Hitla March 8, 2023
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Alabama Pile Driver

Defecating on a woman’s head during a threesome.
Man, did you hear about Vince giving that chick an Alabama Pile Driver?
by KandyKane1-4-69 February 9, 2024
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Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
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