Alabama rumble seat

When you’re having anal sex and the penetrated party farts with the penis still inside their anus.

I was banging Anna in the ass the other day and that bitch gave me an Alabama rumble seat.

by Professor ding dangle March 01, 2021

Alabama Dumpling

An Alabama Dumpling is when you get your Chocolate Covered balls shoved into another mans mouth.

"Dude, I did an Alabama Dumpling to Steve last night"
"Dude! That's gross, did you complete it?!"
"Of course I dipped my balls into Steve's Mouth!"

by Alabama Maker March 11, 2017

Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 09, 2023

Alabama Soul Patch

When a woman has a extremely hairy asshole.

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.

by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021

Alabama Sneaky

When you secretly get married to your cousin.

"Man, did you hear? John Billy Bob Jones pulled an Alabama Sneaky."

by FerretClavicles August 20, 2022

alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015