brush the cat

When Angela masturbates

I can't go out Thursday because I have to brush the cat.

by BrushTheCat May 18, 2016

wolf cat

a dog that is too small to be considered a dog

man my wolf cat wont be quiet

by gator pussy September 16, 2017

freezie cat

Someone who feels cold all the time.

My wife is a freezie cat because she feels like it is cold even when it is not!

by S Bessman April 18, 2015

Cat-Cuck

Someone who devotes their whole lives to disrespectful destructive undeserving cats.

“Omg my cat just mulched my Chinese food even though his food bowl is full, he’s so cute 🤤.” “That guy is such a Cat-cuck he would lick its butthole if given the chance”

by Amtrackbrown November 2, 2021

Hehe Cat

So once there was a cat, he was living in the 18th century. Hehe cat is part of the renaissance movement to the west. Particularly taking from the ancient Egyptian cats. He was recently spotted in North Dakota with his "fake" adopted family. Back to the fact that he was living in the 18th century, so he was basically Robin Hood. He stole catnip from rich persian cats and provided to the poor binguses of that century. He is known by many to be Batman's lost son. What no one knows, is that he accidentally stumbled upon a time machine and became a world-known meme. And to this day forward, he should not be compared to the Hehe movement by Michael Jackson. (This is not a cult. PERIOD).

Oh look! Here comes our saviour, the Hehe Cat.

by Sam Smith twin evil brother December 20, 2022

cool cat

the coolest cat ever

"you see that cool cat"
"soo cool"

by TrapPharaohRogerBrown September 14, 2018

Alligator Cat

A cooler name for an opossum

Dude: Look out Alligator Cat
Duddet: Oh thanks I wonder what the hissing was

by God_Of_Femboys December 20, 2020