by Peaches Plays June 7, 2020
Get the Noob mug.person 1 (while playing): Hey, give me jump over me so you can climb that box
person 2: I can't do that. It isn't happening.
person 1: well, thats because you are a NOOB. (laughs)
person 2: I can't do that. It isn't happening.
person 1: well, thats because you are a NOOB. (laughs)
by undefined123 March 7, 2013
Get the noob mug.A noob is short for Newbie, it typically is the title given to a player new at any video game. Often times this title is misused as a stupid person in games because they don't quite know the basics of the game just yet.
Jimmy: C'mon noob! Come at me bro!
Noob: Okay, where's the X button on this?
Jimmy: You don't know anything about a PS4, do you?
Noob: Nope.
Noob: Okay, where's the X button on this?
Jimmy: You don't know anything about a PS4, do you?
Noob: Nope.
by Mudkipz are the Best October 1, 2018
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Get the noob mug.a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma July 4, 2012
Get the noob mug.a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
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