Gamer

Someone who thinks video games are more interesting than porn.

That gamer was gonna watch that bukakke nonsense, but Terraria wasn't going to play itself!

by Fricky-Fresh May 22, 2020

Gamer Time

A period of time during which it is inadvisable to attempt to contact the male participating in ‘gamer time’ as he is masturbating. In short ‘gamer time’ is a euphemism for masturbation.

Male: *to the boys* imma turn my mic off for a bit for some gamer time

The boys: ok bro, in a bit

by Bose May 26, 2020

Shit Gamer syndrome

Recently discovered medical theory shows certain individuals are just born with this syndrome where they lack the hand to eye coordination to effectively and efficiently play games or lack the IQ required to play tactical games.

A serious syndrome with no cure till this date,
Also noting quite prevalent among Somali males.

He shows many symptoms of SGS.
I'm sorry to hear you have shit gamer syndrome.

by Bidgickboy May 27, 2020

Gamer's stripes

Earning your gamer's stripes is a bad thing. Gamer's stripes are the result of hitting a computer monitor or tv with enough force to break the internal screen, whilst leaving the rest of the device intact.

"That guy was streaming yesterday. I saw him earn his stripes."

"Cool! Good for him!"

"...his gamer's stripes"

"Oh no"

by I'll take a very hard pass. June 9, 2020

Gamer

A person who is very cool and has the biggest peepee and are mostly forever virgins gamers tend to have many different personalities for each of the games they play, if they play stadia they are stinky Butt faces, if they play mobile they are fake, ps4/Xbox are sweaty nerds and pc players don’t know how to feel oppressed

Chad: “why are you a gamer?”
Gamer: “yeah I’m a gamer”

by ProGamer6429 June 14, 2020

Gamer disease

A pp that is small and non epic

Example: "yo did you hear that whelsy has

Example: "yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease

by The guy 42168 June 17, 2020

Gamer Disease

Symptoms:

rarely going outside,

only leaving your bedroom for food or drinks

and gains mass amounts of rage over petty things such as not getting all the big coins in mario.

" You need t go outside and socialize with people face to face or you will get gamer disease"

by 1ykos June 27, 2020