T-1 line

high-speed connection to the internet
1.544 Mbps
i used by T1 to download 45 gigabytes of porn last night.
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003
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RULE #1

Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.
I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.
by ACD September 19, 2006
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1-800-WHAAAAA

An imaginary phone number you tell someone to call if they can't stop whining about stupid crap.
You're blubbering because your goldfish died? Call 1-800-WHAAAAA!
by kwitcherbitchin' September 30, 2008
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Boyfriend Code #1

As the boyfriend of the relationship, you’re girlfriend is always the cutest, no matter the situation. In an argument you are granted by royal bro decree to veto any attempt she makes and calling you the cutest.
“Yeah man, my girlfriend is the cutest.”

“Sorry babe, according to Boyfriend Code #1, it’s decreed that you are the cutest one in this relationship, twenty-four seven, three-hundred and sixty-five days a year.”
by VikingLad October 01, 2021
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1 ppf rule

violation of the 1 ppf rule is when there is more than one penis involved in the fantasy
dude that gang bang was a violation of the 1 ppf rule
by artanax March 24, 2012
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3 + 2 = 1

A mathematical statement most grades K–2 students would disqualify as being an equation, thus revealing their partial understanding of the meaning of an equals sign, which has different meanings.
What percentage of elementary math students (and their teachers and parents) would claim that statements like 1 + 3 = 2, 3 + 2 = 1, and 2 × 3 = 1 aren’t equations, because the sum or product is incorrect?
by Fasters May 09, 2022
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Class 1 download

In the military, Class 1 items are food, water and basic nutrition items. In the field, you will “upload” these items for your mission, when you need to take a shit, you “download” these items.
Man, I have a class 1 download on deck that could choke a donkey
by Kennesaurus June 02, 2021
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