RULE #1

Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.

I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.

by ACD September 19, 2006

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1-800-WHAAAAA

An imaginary phone number you tell someone to call if they can't stop whining about stupid crap.

You're blubbering because your goldfish died? Call 1-800-WHAAAAA!

by kwitcherbitchin' January 14, 2009

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Class 1 download

In the military, Class 1 items are food, water and basic nutrition items. In the field, you will “upload” these items for your mission, when you need to take a shit, you “download” these items.

Man, I have a class 1 download on deck that could choke a donkey

by Kennesaurus June 2, 2021

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The one where your pancreas HATES you !

Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death

Well, I have type 1 diabetes and i hate it ! Just want a normal life

by DiabeticDisaster January 28, 2021

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1 ppf rule

violation of the 1 ppf rule is when there is more than one penis involved in the fantasy

dude that gang bang was a violation of the 1 ppf rule

by artanax August 9, 2012

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Boyfriend Code #1

As the boyfriend of the relationship, you’re girlfriend is always the cutest, no matter the situation. In an argument you are granted by royal bro decree to veto any attempt she makes and calling you the cutest.

“Yeah man, my girlfriend is the cutest.”

“Sorry babe, according to Boyfriend Code #1, it’s decreed that you are the cutest one in this relationship, twenty-four seven, three-hundred and sixty-five days a year.”

by VikingLad September 30, 2021

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