i don't catch

another meaning for 'i don't get it' or 'I don't understand'

karina: "lesbian"
lisa: "i don't catch"

by rated by 5 out of 5 dogs March 22, 2019

i feel peachie

A responce to an question of caringness : mood compared to how a well know fruit taste.

''Clerk: Hey goodafternoon Dr.Taylor how are you feeling?''

""Dr.Taylor: I feel peachie.""

by My kind of day is Peachie August 18, 2017

I was just about to do that

When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it

"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."

by YeetedFeeted April 21, 2022

When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

I Am....World Tour

The Tour was originally created by the American Singer Beyoncé Knowles and she has teared the roof off of the Garden yes the all most viewed place in New York City,Madison Square Garden Arena and The original person that it was for was Beyoncé's Alter Ego Sasha Fierce yes the original name of the world tour was named I Am......Sasha Fierce to introduce her new Album released in 2008 named I Am

Shanell: Girl did you see that full concert on channel 13 ABC last night?
Navedea:Girl yassss the Queen Bey Killed it on stage gurl.
Jay-Z:Hey ladies whats up?
Shanell:OMG ITS JAY-Z!!!!!!!
Navedea:OMG ITS HER HUSBAND HES SUPER CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beyoncé:Hey Beyhive fans!!!!!
Navedea:OMG I JUST WANNA FAINT IN MY CHAIR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Shanell:OMG ITS THE LEGEND,THE ALL LEGENDARY QUEEN,BEYONCÉ!!!!!!!!!!!I AM....WORLD TOUR MEANS SASHA FIERCE!!!!!!!!!

by Keyoncé12222 March 1, 2022

i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.

Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.

AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA

by Delete this account now September 2, 2024