Piece of Shit

Someone who’s first name starts with a C and rhymes with Brody or last name starts with an L.

This shit is the worst shit of all history.

It is like dog shit that has been sitting on your shoe for three weeks, but was left in a car heating up to 110 degrees. It has not only ruined a perfectly good show, but also a good car. It basically exists to ruin anything and everything in its path.

This shit may possibly be unaware of the damage it causes, but that’s how bad of a shit it is... it is literally a stupid piece of shit.

That piece of shit came out of the devils asshole.

by Whyarepeoplestupid February 9, 2018

Shit

It has two definitions. Shit can just be a curse or it can mean poop

Guy: I gotta go take a shit right now

by Tedjackson9087 February 10, 2018

Shit Rip

The act of a person shitting in a bong, preferably a single log turd, and then one immediately taking a hit with the murky fecal water.

Man, this Chinese food will definitely make for some gnarly shit rips later.

by AcousticFart February 10, 2018

Shit sleigh

Putting a piece of toilet paper in the toilet so the poo can land on it and sleigh down to the water part.

- I'm going to the toilet, Richard.
- Be careful, it is late, do the shit sleigh so you don't wake up your parents.

by kubik23_23 February 15, 2018

that shit bite back

to be spicy food; to eat it and the spicyness to "bite back"

Tom: Damn this shit so spicy bruh.

Darius: Yeah I know, that shit bite back.

by juicyslim May 6, 2018

shit business

Shit business : An informal interaction, satyric humor scenario, extreme results.

"My boys came over and crashed the car in the woods, then stumbled upon a case of money."

"Oh, shit business bro!"

by Psychonomy x December 26, 2016

shit-ton

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.

The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.

by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016