Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

.9.The Word "'Zephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

.9.The Word "'Zephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

.9.The Word "'Zephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 10, 2025

.9.The Word "'Sephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

.9.The Word "'Sephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

.9.The Word "'Sephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 10, 2025

.9.The Word "'Sephyr'" Iz A Mastered German Exprezzionizt Uzer Name.9.

.9.The Word "'Sephyr'" Iz A Mastered German Exprezzionizt Uzer Name.9.

.9.The Word "'Sephyr'" Iz A Mastered German Exprezzionizt Uzer Name.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 10, 2025

St. Valentine's Day Massucker

(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;

Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.

by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

Mr. Masma

Mr. Masma is a term that was coined by Bailey during a game of hangman. The category was “Things Mr. Messina Says,” incorrectly spelled as Mr. Masma.

Good morning, Mr. Masma! Would you like salt or pepper on your pound cake?

by cressio January 28, 2021