Shit upwards

A woman so beautiful that would make a man shit towards the sky. There is no specific execution how to shit vertically.

It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.

"Had Aragorn chosen Eowyn over Arwen, he would be shitting towards the sky."

"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."

"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."

"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"

by dogoodvillain March 25, 2024

Schrittwieser (shit-wiser)

A cheap, young frat boy in his 20’s with aspirations to become some type of doctor.

That cocky little dork sure was a schrittwieser (shit-wiser).

by therealjamesmurph May 10, 2020

Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.

“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
“Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”

by meowverseer May 7, 2022

shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017

Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.

The BBQ sandwich gave me the screaming shits.

by $&@/ September 25, 2021

Bitch ass shit

What frost from kc mo does

When someone looks out for you and let’s you borrow money and they just say fuck you and stop answering the phone.

Man frost did some bitch ass shit!”
“What he do ?”
“I threw him some work and didn’t pay me! “
“Man that’s some bitch ass shit!”

by Kcgritter816913 February 9, 2023

Dahhh say that shit

Dahhh say that shit basically means just kidding.

Here's an example:

Man I fucked your sister the other day, Dahhh say that shit.

Hey bro I'm about to vote for Donald trump, Dahhh say that shit.

Man I'm a crip and a blood, Dahhh say that shit.

Man she ugly then a hoe but got a fat ass, Dahhh say that shit.

by Skurrr214 November 12, 2015