I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question

"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"

by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022

Can I put

DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH HAA

Can I put, person responds with "put what" DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

by Th33 May 21, 2021

I Fixed Everything

I Fixed Everything

I Fixed Everything

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019

i wanna die

when no nut november begins and u think that ur gonna get thrugh it fine but after a week

you just whant to jump off a building

ha no nut november aint no match for me im fine
(one week later)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant take it anymore i wanna die

by yeetmejam February 18, 2019

can I use the restroom

A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.

Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.

by Hiness303 May 3, 2021

I need help immediately

Song by 100 gecs

I need help immediately

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023