A level of drunk that can only be achieved by Icelandic truckers, teenage Sports reporters and varied Jewish celebrities.
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Get the fuck-a-doodle-dumbshit mug.sandals that are worn regardless of the perceived importance or "social-status" of the event they are worn to.
the higher the importance or perceived social status the sandals are worn to, the more of a "fuck you" it is.
the higher the importance or perceived social status the sandals are worn to, the more of a "fuck you" it is.
Example 1: I can't believe he wore his fuck-you-sandals to Jane's wedding at the Ritz Carlton!
Example 2: That weird guy in cubicle #202 wore his fuck-you-sandals to the company meeting led by the CEO. And he sat up front! What a douche.
Example 2: That weird guy in cubicle #202 wore his fuck-you-sandals to the company meeting led by the CEO. And he sat up front! What a douche.
by jzmstr0 March 31, 2011
Get the fuck-you-sandals mug.N. Average of points for people you slept with in the past. Standard of measurement conventionally based on level of success attained by ex-lover or level of widespread social status, i.e. fame. Also known by abbreviation FPA.
My fuck point average jumped way up when my ex-lover was named Poet Laureate. Most of my exes barely graduated college.
When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!
When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!
by Ma Cherie (@CherieDAmour) October 14, 2010
Get the fuck point average mug.Also known as "FFT." Have you ever noticed that people tend to work out on Thursdays? Or maybe you yourself tend to work out on Thursdays. This phenomenon occurs because it's Fucking Fit Thursday. Every Thursday, your body sends out kinesthetic neurons to your muscles. Your muscles then begin to ache and twitch. This is because your muscles are craving the exercise. Once you begin to work out, you'll realize that your muscles are beginning to calm down and that your endorphines are at their peak. You will be able to work out for hours, but remember this only occurs on Thursdays.
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Get the Fucking Fit Thursday mug.In Columbus, Ohio, if you don't have a lighter and wish to light your cigarette using someone else's, you would ask "Can I fuck your puppy? ", and they would hand you their cigarette.
I have no idea as to the very odd term's origins. It is usually asked of friends, not strangers.
I have no idea as to the very odd term's origins. It is usually asked of friends, not strangers.
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