You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service

Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd

by jantele February 1, 2021

you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

by Assistacat February 3, 2021

Are you there?

Talking to the UD Jews

Are you there?

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

You

Kun the gayest person on earth.

1: You is so gay.
2: I know you is hella gay.

by hjgvkjihndfgvkjlgfsifsdgsdggf February 4, 2021

why you so shy

Niall and louis’ version of What Makes You Beautiful live

Liam: I don’t know why

Niall: I dOn’T kNoW wHy
Liam: You’re being shy
Niall and Louis: wHy yOu sO sHy?

by you_cant February 4, 2021

will you marrie mme

The most beautiful girl in the world that you definitely would ask/let steal your heart because she has charm and is super funny.

31yrs & still a boy - will you marrie mme?

by imnomidget February 6, 2021

fuck you

fuck you

fuck you

by type any word.... February 8, 2021