churning shit

When you are rushing to go to the nearest toilet while trying as hard as you possibly can not to shit yourself

I ate a spicy burrito for lunch and I’m now in the middle of nowhere hauling ass and churning shit home

by xDMattTheUnfunny June 23, 2022

yao mingds that shit

To fornicate with one that you just met within 2 hours.

I yao mingds that shit last night.

I met a girl at a stoplight, then yao mindgs that shit until the sun came up.

by BrockLV August 7, 2008

no shit nigga!

A funny thing to search which would be funny with the sorry message that now u can't do lol

(Sorry for my crude attempt at the face it's 3am and I'm tired af)
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"Sorry! We couldn't find: no shit Nigga!"

by zakarrr!cher May 22, 2024

Quantam Shit

When you get on the porcelain throne and pump a few jams and shit until your empty.

Dude 1 : Man you never called me back

Dude 2: I was in quantam shit mode, i had katy perry playing and i was dusting off some pigs in angry birds.
Dude 1: Oh. Ok.

by LOLQUANTAM July 6, 2011

Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.

Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes

by ItsNorth April 11, 2020

shit ass

the worst type of Darian

Darian is a shit ass

by the google user April 14, 2020

Shit Whistle

Def: To exude information that is patently false, misleading, and completely fabricated much in the same manner a Steam Whistle releases steam.

Noun: To be a constant and unabashed source of false information. “That news network is a nothing but a Shit Whistle.”

Verb: To partake in the act of spreading clearly false information under the banner of truth. ex: “There he goes, shit whistling as usual”

Adj: To be associated with the spread of information that is clear fantasy. ex: “What a shit whistling moron that guy is.”

That guy said the sky is made of marshmallows, what a Shit Whistle!

by sleet420 February 13, 2021