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man friend

A "friendship" that isn't a friendship but a almost relationship . Like, they talk but they never make any moves and they sit together at lunch near the canteen with their friends.
Extremely handsome person: hey is that your man friend?
Weird person getting in with handsome person's brother: that's not the right word!!
by JumpingPig42 October 24, 2019
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Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.
“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”
by Rutebega July 21, 2022
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Man-pies

dude, you need to get some sun on those hairy man-pies of yours.
by plasticflowersonvideo November 9, 2010
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Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife
by Icevest September 4, 2024
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Kool-aid man

When you forcefully thrust to break through the condom and yell "Oh yeaaaah" in proper low voice Kool-aid man style.
Girl: did the condom break?
You: OHHHH YEEEAAAAH

I think she's pregnant, I Kool-aid manned her last night
by phallic symbol November 14, 2015
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Peyton Manning

When doing a girl from behind, right before you cum, yell "OMAHA" and pull out and cum in her ass instead.
This girl told me she wasn't on the pill so I pulled a Peyton Manning and called an audible.
by GeraltPovino December 8, 2022
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Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above
I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man
by RJS848 May 14, 2019
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