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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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Omni-Man

One of THE most bad ass superheroes ever, he beats homelander 1000 times, because homelander is ASS
"Homelander has never fought someone his own strength, Omni-Man will whoop his ass"
by Omniingit May 12, 2025
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cake man

When a man gets cake it refers to getting women or can be used as getting some ass can also be used as a troll or a hype .
Hey pinny how was your night did you have fun are you the cake man
by Sir yitz January 4, 2021
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.
If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.
by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021
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got the strength of a drowning man

An example of an individual with extra ordinary strength.
He fought us off well, he’s got the strength of a drowning man
by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024
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girlfriends man

a guy who always has a girlfriend; relies on women for happiness, usually because of mommy issues.
“my ex got a girl right after we broke up.”
“girl- he’s a girlfriends man”

“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man”
by bonnie_yan December 27, 2022
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