Shit Flip

A shit flip occurs when a man falls asleep. A woman pulls down

the man's pants and takes a shit on his unerected penis. When the man awakes and has morning wood, it flips with the erected penis and goes onto his stomach.

My man was very surprised this morning when I decided to give him the ol' shit flip.

by David143 February 5, 2018

Shit

The brown stuff that comes outa ya ass.

Dude did you take a *SHIT* Today?

by SHITTELLERRR February 8, 2018

Piece of Shit

Someone who’s first name starts with a C and rhymes with Brody or last name starts with an L.

This shit is the worst shit of all history.

It is like dog shit that has been sitting on your shoe for three weeks, but was left in a car heating up to 110 degrees. It has not only ruined a perfectly good show, but also a good car. It basically exists to ruin anything and everything in its path.

This shit may possibly be unaware of the damage it causes, but that’s how bad of a shit it is... it is literally a stupid piece of shit.

That piece of shit came out of the devils asshole.

by Whyarepeoplestupid February 9, 2018

Shit

It has two definitions. Shit can just be a curse or it can mean poop

Guy: I gotta go take a shit right now

by Tedjackson9087 February 10, 2018

Shit Rip

The act of a person shitting in a bong, preferably a single log turd, and then one immediately taking a hit with the murky fecal water.

Man, this Chinese food will definitely make for some gnarly shit rips later.

by AcousticFart February 10, 2018

Shit sleigh

Putting a piece of toilet paper in the toilet so the poo can land on it and sleigh down to the water part.

- I'm going to the toilet, Richard.
- Be careful, it is late, do the shit sleigh so you don't wake up your parents.

by kubik23_23 February 15, 2018

that shit bite back

to be spicy food; to eat it and the spicyness to "bite back"

Tom: Damn this shit so spicy bruh.

Darius: Yeah I know, that shit bite back.

by juicyslim May 6, 2018