I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

I am done with perianal abscesses (02/03/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am done with perianal abscesses (02/03/2025).

by TheGravelDesign February 3, 2025

I have no will to live anymore

A person who is full of life and very optimistic: he always sees the bright side of life, especially the END of the tunnel.

Person 1: wassapppp?
Person 2: I have no will to live anymore
Person 1: ummm chill anyways

by Bruhbruhbruhbruh69420 October 19, 2020

:I

pure confusion, passive-aggressively to tell them to stfu or because you just don't agree/don't know

Friend: I beat you on the math test
You: :I (stfu, don't give a single shit)

by Pandalorious March 8, 2021

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Posts I have not done recently.
As I have been struck with negativity.
Sense things don’t make…
I miss the days sense they made…
Here, there…
It appears you disappeared….
But then you I see….
Everything in me starts jumping….
So happily….
I love this feeling ❤️

I love YOU!!!!
Sense or no sense…
It doesn’t matter

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 April 3, 2025

I

No matter what happens..
Here or there…
He has my heart…
My heart he knows…
Positive is the only way it goes…
Even when things may get me down…
And I might want to wear a frown…
Remember the love for him I do…
Then the sun comes shining through…

I pray for the day I can finally say…
I love you everyday…

by a dream and 💔 July 28, 2024

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Your name is obviously Mia your doing the stupid tiktok trend remove the first and last letter of your name and lets see how cool is your new name

Nothing

by Huiceddd June 2, 2021