I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.

EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..

by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024

i touch myself

tingle tongle

oh well, I touch myself

by anna15515551 January 16, 2024

what should i write in the search bar

imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.

Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 3, 2023

i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max

i really want to say "i hate you maximus"

by jonny98882 January 23, 2023

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

I love love

Something a women who has been with an innumerable amount of men says to either rationalize or justify having loose sexual morals

Nina Agdal said “I love love” When explaining her comfort with public displays of affection (She falated someone in a football stadium)

by Just a guy noticing things October 8, 2023

i only go for blondes

When you absoluteley pie off some one you said you like

(i only go for blondes) pieing off some one you said you like

by Haptix April 1, 2020