Poop Seeker

a person that listens to mainstream crap music.

Danny is a poop seeker, he listens to lady gaga and my chemical romance.

My girlfriend is such a poop seeker she listens to bullet for my valentine. I put a bullet in her ipod for valentine's day.

Jerry is a poop seeking bastard... he told me the grateful dead is for the birds... So i fed him to the birds and i was grateful he was dead.

by TERDNUGENT December 17, 2011

Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin

mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!

by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020

poop suicide

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death

me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

Future Pooping

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.

My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping

by PIG January 3, 2013

nervous poop

The act of excessive pooping as a result of anticipation or anxiety about a race, relay, or other track event.

Coach Dave: Better leave time for those nervous poops, there’s only one stall.

by rm_trackmemes May 8, 2019

runny poops

Basically just another word for diarrhea and mostly only old ladies use it.

Gotta run to the bathroom Linda! I've got the runny poops!!!

by Bruh savage February 16, 2017

Revenge poop

Clogging someone’s toilet with prodigious amount of poop for the purpose of revenge.

After receiving the landlords eviction notice he proceeded to leave a revenge poop they would not forget.

by Shmedley VonDrake April 26, 2019