Tony Toenail

When you have an infection under your toenail

My Tony Toenail is outta control.

by megadoodoo June 17, 2025

Tony

Your penis. Duh

They call me Tony on account of my huge Tony

by MassiveTony July 17, 2025

Tony

A turtle character from the "SpongeBob SquarePants" universe, revealed in 2020 to be the long-sleeping inhabitant of Patrick’s rock house. This plot twist highlights the unexpected backstory of Patrick's home, as the series began during Tony's 30-year slumber, starting on May 1, 1999.

Did you hear about Tony? He’s the turtle who was actually living in Patrick’s rock the whole time! I can't believe they kept that twist under wraps for so long!

by Emotional Cruiser August 21, 2025

tony ho

no rizz no aura

tony ho has no rizz

by tim no cap January 14, 2025

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Tony + Holly

Pure Bliss. They have both been through a lifetime of challenges. They will never part ways spiritually. Bound by blood. Alone they die together they flourish. The true meaning of completion is when they are physically together. They become one. One soul, one body, one light. No one will ever be able to break their vow to each other. Him a Gemini and Her a Leo, he will not put out her fire. He will fuel her flame. They will conquer life as one. Always and Forever!

I wish we were like Tony + Holly and in love.
Our love is strong like Tony + Holly have shown us.

by H!GHER P0WER January 27, 2025

Tony + Holly

Strong man in love with wirh a Goddess

In the sense Tony + Holly equals a unity stronger than all others.

by Everything to me January 27, 2025