Left Nut

The left nut is much stronger then right nut. The left nut does all the work.
Bro the left nut is so strong
by hitlers dad February 23, 2022
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Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off
by OofMyWenus February 04, 2019
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Left Nut

The stronger nut of the two, and very high in nutritional value.
by PeePeeWhacker May 25, 2023
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Left Cunt

Someone who is being a right cunt, but you left them standing on the corner with their genitals in their hands.
He was trying to be a right smart ass cunt, but only looked like a little bitch when he got left cunted with his dick in his hand.
by Kazzie B October 25, 2022
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I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.
I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.
by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022
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Left Shoulder Moment

When one of the homies are rockin' a bit of a chub, but they don't wanna be too public about it. Can also be used if a guy sees something he likes in a sexual way.
Hey guys. *taps shoulder* *winks*

Hey, Matius! Look over there. Left shoulder moment, am I right?!
by Michael Churchill May 14, 2021
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