Captain Jack Sparrow

world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️

<It's a pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>

Captain Jack Sparrow: <I got a jar of dirt>

by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022

Captain Kuro solos

Captain kuro solos and he is the goat.

"Captain Kuro solos the entire animeverse"

by ImLowkeyJustAChillGuy June 14, 2025

Captain Enriques

Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;

1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.

2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.

3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.

Hey Trevor!?

Yea?

The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.

Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.

Thanks Trevor.

by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Captain Scroll Reels

I'm looking for a reel that's super smooth, bright, and looks amazing.

Captain Scroll Reels, Chase every clip that catches your eye,

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain and his crew

Penis and ball sacks.

At the nude beach, I let the captain and his crew sail free on the open ocean.

by Mcpenis September 6, 2013

Captain Blackhook

Captain blackhook is captain hooks gay little brother that he molelested several times when he was a young child. Then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie captain hook down and eat his pecker off with a pair of uneven spoons. Then he was sodomized over and over again by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.

captain blackhook is a prime example of judism.

by runnyass March 12, 2011