Kyle

Noun: A person who CANNOT help but screw up, break, or ruin anything that they touch.

Kyle made dinner last night, so of course we all ended up finishing the evening in the emergency room.

by Rend--X January 3, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is an amazing person who is really really funny nice kind smart sweet and cheesy. You’ll always end up smiling when you talk to him and your conversations will go on for hours. He’ll make you laugh way too much and you will never get bored talking to him. He also has good hair and a big brain.

person one: is that kyle? He seems like a really cool person

Person 2: he is!

by Official Merriam-Webster Acc March 3, 2022

Kyle

A way of life experienced only by the highest of human beings.

Good evening your “kyleness” that dry wall seems sufficiently beaten.

by Kyle is awesome November 24, 2019

Kyle

World's okays programmer and exceptionally average. Though slightly average in life still ranks above those named Robert or Marco.

If only I had a Kyle to program those adult toys.

by loserfisted July 3, 2023

Kyle B

A tall dark skinned guy with a fat horse cock that dangles at his knees with his huge pair of bowling balls . Likes black girls preferably with their name

Have you seen Kyle B he has a massive horse cock

by Horsecock 125 November 24, 2021

kyle anthony

actually the sweetest mf-ing guy ever, probably doesn’t get a lot of pussy, kind of a nerd, but overall someone you really want to be around

also probably a band kid
extra points if he plays the tuba or french horn

Look at him! He’s such a kyle anthony.

by ryuuk_den November 1, 2021

Kyle Landry

A white boy with mediocre athleticism who particularly enjoys indulging in Asian women.

Me: So your new girl is Asian?
Friend: Yeah bro, she's a baddie.
Me: You're such a Kyle Landry.

by Coolmathgames_69 February 21, 2024