window theory

Leaving your window open while gossiping is a seriously bad idea.

Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?

Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!

Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.

by neverthelessgirl July 9, 2011

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

autocorrect theory

The theory that your phone’s autocorrect is in tune with your brain. To the point where it can generate sentences out of nothing

“ The fbi is spying on us and we are going to be in a war with them for the rest of our lives”

“Bro what?”
Sorry, just testing the autocorrect theory

by Mima is real March 19, 2023

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.

Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.

by MLS trio March 6, 2023

RECURSIVE COMPRESSION THEORY

A theory that says reality from matter to minds to memes evolves through repeated cycles of compression. Each layer condenses the previous one, creating shortcuts, symbols, and versions of versions. Consciousness shows up when something can compress itself while modeling the world.

“TikTok shows the recursive compression theory in action: a 10-minute idea crushed into 20 seconds that spawns another remix that spawns another trend.”

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions November 5, 2025

Geocrometricalistic theory

The theory of a “flat Earth.” Most commonly in the minds of uneducated persons, people who are stubborn and people who will always believe for what they believe in.

The Geocrometricalistic Theory is in the middle of an undisciplined argument in democracy against the people and the scientists that form an emotional barrier on how wrong this method is.

by Useless Scientific Terms April 8, 2019