Sexy Guy with Problems

A 6"0+ white male with a lean, athletic physique and a body count higher than 30, equipped with unbelievable levels of sex appeal towards females, who also suffers from debilitating mental illness. Though still able to procure attractive female partners, he is constantly in a state of internal anguish. Hence, he is a Sexy Guy with Problems (SGwP).

Jack: Dude, Dominic hasn't come out of his room in three days and he hasn't taken his medication for Bipolar 1 Rapid Cycle Disorder. But dude, last night he banged Kelsey, who is a straight dime piece and he pulls more pussy than anybody here. What's up with him?
Mick: Oh, you didn't know man? He's a Sexy Guy with Problems.
Jack: Ye.

by Master Panda36 July 9, 2023

Your chair is sexy

Shes down to fuck

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room

by yeetyeetdanielstink November 8, 2019

race track sexy

A far less then semi-desirable male, often hailing from central Kern County, or as the locals call it "Bako", with an elevated sense of self-worth so far removed from reality that it leaves women immobile, speechless, and with a look of horrified confusion

Guy: Hey mama, you know you want me, I'm Race Track Sexy

Girl:..........(vomits but swallows it as to not show fear and weakness)..........(slowly backs away).....

by MindYourMerkin August 14, 2017

Sexy pizza airplane

A true snacc. A term of endearment towards a guy. Used if a girl finds a guy really attractive.

-You see him over there?
-Yeah. He’s a sexy pizza airplane.

by Cookie cat101 April 9, 2021

Princessa is so sexy

Yes, this is a fact. Therefore, anyone named Princessa, Princess, Princes, Prince, Princ, Prin, Pri, Pr, snd P is incredibly sexy

I wish i could bang her, Princessa is so sexy.

by princessa_sexual May 4, 2023

furbur the sexy tricycle

a sexy tricycle that people find attractive

guy 1: Woah! How is he getting so many girls!?!?!?
Guy 2: Because he's riding furbur the sexy tricycle
guy 1: I wish I had furbur the sexy tricycle :(

by omheyimfurbur January 19, 2021

sexy ass mofucker

you :)

Look at that sexy ass mofucker!

by i didn't forgor💀 June 5, 2022