catch second

Unable able to achieve orgasm due to large amount of drugs in system.

Buford: Man I was banging a girl for a couple hours and I couldn’t CATCH SECOND.

by E. Rick Shin March 4, 2018

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Second wave

The first wave sounded original, but once the media starts calling it the second, third, and fourth, they start sounding like imbeciles. No wonder there's suddenly a bunch of new mutations on the virus, since calling it the first wave still would lose the shock effect the media was originally going for.

The media will most likely have aomething new in store for the third wave, just like they did the second wave.

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2021

double-second-cousin

Double-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.

My double-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

The Second Death

the Second death is where all life on earth will end soon and it's already been decided on judgement day recently by ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Who created planet earth and all life on it. it's no way to stop it or undo it base on everything everyone already did. the best you can do is enjoy the little life you have left , doing all the stuff you can do now. loving your partner. having sex, eating good food every day. whatever it takes to enjoy this before the Eternal After life....where divine punishment starts forever. base on the deeds you did all your life to everyone in the world for your own personal gain.

The second death was mention long ago way before any of us was born. no clue how many days, months, years are left.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 15, 2022

quadruple-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

Quadruple-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024