Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer May 31, 2018

MWSB High Five

When you and a friend are fisting a girl in both holes and you both high five inside her.

Just before she came we did a MWSB High Five.

by beardlessw0nder July 24, 2023

five star 2.0

when you shove your fist up someones ass and then spread your hand like your going to preform a five star on someone.

that test was worse than a five star 2.0.

by i<3milfs69420 January 28, 2022

five finger flute

The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.

I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute

by The Mexican Tyrone May 6, 2016

Five star fuck

Sex that’s rated 5/5 stars

Steven’s duck was pounding hard last night. He was a five star fuck.

by Pseudosuckit November 26, 2021

Five Finger Louie

When you finger a girl from behind and put three fingers in her pussy and two in her ass

See that girl Patrice, Billy five finger louied here last night after the concert.

by Juancapore June 17, 2023

Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.

Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021