Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
Get the Captain Flexmug. There is only one thing I can say about him, CROCK OF SHIT who goes for Essendon, who masterbates over every episode of Underbelly. He took some magical drug, and ever since his mind is the eqivalent of a gorilla.
- 40, 40 I see a fat hairy creature
- Shit, thats one old man
- Captain Pwnage, more Captain pedophile
- Are you practising for your role in the Hunchback of Notredam
- Shit, thats one old man
- Captain Pwnage, more Captain pedophile
- Are you practising for your role in the Hunchback of Notredam
by sdhfuigweiukjwegbf May 23, 2010
Get the Captain Pwnagemug. October 27. Marks the day the once upon a time episode “good form” (3x05) was aired, in which Killian Jones cures David Nolan of his deadly dreamshade poisoning and the two stop hating each other. Coined my tik toker @captaincharming_fp as the day many began to ship them, and the day they would’ve shared their first kiss in the “captaincharming_fp alternate universe”.
by Ravioli tin July 31, 2022
Get the Captain charming daymug. Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.
Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.
Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.
by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022
Get the Captain James Kurlandmug. As a noun, this phrase is a positive way to identify a pothead.
As a verb, it means to spend a long amount of time to smoke as much weed as you want/have. This is a good way to chill and find yourself again.
History: This phrase is based off a radio host who is AKAed as Captain Robby. His actual identity is unknown, but it is known that he enjoys fun times and PB&J sandwiches during said times o' fun.
As a verb, it means to spend a long amount of time to smoke as much weed as you want/have. This is a good way to chill and find yourself again.
History: This phrase is based off a radio host who is AKAed as Captain Robby. His actual identity is unknown, but it is known that he enjoys fun times and PB&J sandwiches during said times o' fun.
Noun: "Dude, you're such a Captain Robby, I love it. Got any extra pot on you?"
Verb: "Hey, man, I'm thinking about 'captain robby'ing it tomorrow. I just need to relax, I'm too stressed, I need just one day where I can smoke as much weed as I want."
Other: "Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and bring it down to the station and win our grand prize!"
Verb: "Hey, man, I'm thinking about 'captain robby'ing it tomorrow. I just need to relax, I'm too stressed, I need just one day where I can smoke as much weed as I want."
Other: "Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and bring it down to the station and win our grand prize!"
by funckyfrush January 17, 2008
Get the Captain Robbymug. by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021
Get the Captain Crunchmug. by Hamedmaid August 19, 2025
Get the Captain Spermmug.