A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb
Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"
by howdyhuman August 12, 2021
by ben8790 August 27, 2022
Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.
"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"
by SamJay93 May 24, 2022
by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021
When 6 gentlemen and 1 Bob entered a Coates room and engage in EXTREMELY consensual adult male wrestling. Clothing ALWAYS optional.
"Hey Mike, why don't you come do an Irish Car Bob with me, Lance, Perry, and Duke? Remember though, No pants allow big guy!" -- Robert
by Big Gay Tony September 24, 2018
The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.
by EthanZemat October 06, 2014
The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.
by EthanZemat October 06, 2014