Crap on ice

1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.

"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"

by Yuv March 19, 2005

Ice Tea

When you are about to ejaculatate you fully submerge your ball sack into ice cold water.

I tried tea bagging last night," you should try ice tea, it's the same but with cold water when you are about to cum"

by Anthole June 30, 2016

Black Ice

Being incredibly smooth with words. more often than not pickup lines.

Omg shes like black ice
How
She asked me for help on a math problem
so...?
then she asked for my number.
holy shit dude

by DizzyTrampoline February 18, 2015

ice locked

Bored, stuck in random spot on internet. Without ideas or places to go, last resort.

Jimmy was so ice locked, he gave up on the internet.

by Corey Salemi August 06, 2007

ice bag

to violently shove a "monkey" and "chicken wings" in your eye socket while geting a lumpkin (lumpkin- to get head while taking a shit)

"dude i totally ice bagged myself last tuesday"

by B-rad C. August 22, 2008

Walk On Ice

Being slick and cool at the same time

"The girls walk on ice 'cuz they are so popular."

by PussyEaterfromMorlock January 03, 2009

Ice Cream

Women, plural. Used mainly referring to getting women, or recieving their numbers.

"Ay kid, I was at the club and I copped mad ice cream, son."

by Point Blank May 01, 2006