twink next door

A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.

"That twink next door stole my fucking husband! My husband is fucking a twink!"

by 1nc_a June 8, 2025

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your driver door is ajar

(phrase): a subtle way to inform your friend that their fly is down

“hey man, just a heads-up—your driver door is ajar,”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025

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.9.I Will Leave It Knock's Door.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 30, 2025

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Back Door Man

A highly specialized carpenter.

"The entrance to my home from my backyard was boring until I hired a back door man."

by modsquare July 29, 2023

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Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.

"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."

by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021

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