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Taintie

The act of taking a photo of one’s own anus (with emphasis on the darker poo-stained skin encircling the wrinkled star) to share on social media.
Having bleached her taint earlier in the day, she thought adding a taintie to her Tinder profile would increase page views.
by Above_Reproach May 22, 2022
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Tainthead

A vulgar slang insult that came from "taint" the body part between the anus and genital area and "head" it is used in a way to describe a "jerk" an "idiot" or both but usally jerk like other body part insults like "move you tainthead!"
Teenage boy 1: that is MY girlfriend not yours stay in your damn league!!

Teenage boy 2: leave us alone she likes me more!
Teenage girl: yeah stay away from us you tainthead!!

person 1: who wrote this nasty slur?
Person 2: some racist tainthead.
by Wordreview9000 June 29, 2022
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Tainticles

Four fingers used to tickle the area between a man’s penis and anus. All 4 fingers must be used to vigorously tickle the taint.
Can you please use your tainticles to finger me ass
by Da tar December 17, 2022
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taintgagger

A gagger of taint- ‘joe ‘23’
Fall guys makes me a taintgagger
by Joe SVB March 31, 2023
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taintworm

Brown nosing so extreme that it look parasitic or if the host likes it symbiotics
John is such a taintworm he always attach to joe
by rbslim April 22, 2023
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Tainted Jugs

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.
She has some tainted jugs.

or

Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away
by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024
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tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.
Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024
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